Hey what’s going on guys it’s AUGUST THE AWESOME! (Sorry for the delay – mom had pneumonia.)
This is………………… another ROMAN MYSTERIES book – The Dolphins of Laurentum by Caroline Lawrence – and this one is VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY freaky! Because when FLAVIA, JONATHAN, NUBIA, LUPUS, MORDACAIE, MARCUS FLAVIUS GEMINUS, PLINY(no I don’t know how at all he’s still alive), MIRIAM and ARISTO go to Laurentum where they find out how Lupus lost his tongue (or shall i say:where they uncover the horrible truth about his past) and they also find out Venalicius (the slave trader) is Lupus’s UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crazy huh? They are also trying to find a sunken ship which is LOADED with treasure but there is an octopus guarding the ship. So Lupus actually tames a dolphin – which he named Delphina – but Venalicius is looking for the ship too but dies after diving 12 or 10 times…
Anyway if you liked this review kill Valentine on the spot with an AK-47, smash your cookie into it and if you get crumbs on it then you can just lick it off with your tongue! While you’re at it you can hit the “like” button with your tongue. And…. PEACE OUT!

wait, August the Awesome!!? I really like the book, but why did the boy’s tongue got cut off?! I will have to read the book myself to find out.
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1:the boy’s name is lupus cocopuff25! 2:he gets his tounge cut out by the slave trader Venalicius!
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P.S. are you back yet?
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I thought this was one of your best reviews ever. I can’t believe you remembered all of the names of the characters involved; that was quite a mouthful. And the story sounds very interesting too. Hard to believe that the evil slave trader is Lupus’ uncle. So much mystery and intrigue all packed into one book. Truly an “action packed” story worthy of review by ActionPackedBB!
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lot of writing
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thanks!!!!
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i know weird……
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by the way did you like the “cookie” part?
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yes. it made me hungry.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I KNOW RIGHT?
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Oh I love this review! Awesome! The names are great – I wonder where they came up with these… Taming a dolphin to help you out sounds pretty awesome, but losing your tongue sure doesn’t!
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yeah if that happened to me i’d barf if i could because how can you barf without a tounge?
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